When Even Zuckerberg Couldn’t Get You People to Behave

See, as Nigerian children, we were taught that when a visitor is around, we speak most impeccably; your mouth must not leak or spill family issues anyhow.No talk of your siblings, parents, neighbours, etc loosely. Like privacy and minding your business, it is evidently in the past. By now you may or may not have seen some of the most hilarious tweets this month coming as a result of Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg’s visit to Nigeria. It is almost like the tweets had been in peoples Twitter drafts since forever and thankfully, the right time presented itself to post them. After Zuckerberg hit Yaba and the pictures surfaced on the internet, my fellow Naija people threw caution in the air and went in!!! First, it confirmed the boss status of Lagos mainland… BBM COOL SMILEY

Mark Zuckerberg strolls into Lagos, Visits Yaba First.

Mainland – 1 Island – 0 pic.twitter.com/EulbryZXMr — Emeka Obia (@Emeka_talks) August 30, 2016

As if the Mainland-Island bants were not enough, someone dragged Ghana into it.

Ghana, TAKE YOUR L again! “It was delicious, it was really good” – Mark Zuckerberg commenting on Nigerian Jollof 🔥🙌👌 pic.twitter.com/E5yxvxDJld

— Prosper Otemuyiwa (@unicodeveloper) August 31, 2016

Mark Zuckerberg just said that Jollof rice is sweet…on Facebook live

Nigeria: 100 Ghana: 0 WIN FOR LIFE!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 — Prosper Otemuyiwa (@unicodeveloper) August 31, 2016

Ruling political party, APC was not left out

Dear @APCNigeria,

Don’t come back later & list this Mark Zuckerberg visit as part of your achievements Kindly respect yourself. — Femi Lee (@femscie) August 30, 2016

Someone tried to acquaint him with our business hustle. On a multilevel marketing p…

Mean while is Mark still here? I want to introduce him to one business like that, if he brings 3 people….

— Pst. Gbenro (@gbenro) August 31, 2016

Another gave a subtle hint on how evil spirits work with technology

Trying to take a selfie with Mark Zuckerberg and your Blackberry Curve 2 restarts. pic.twitter.com/JLa40FX5CK

— DocTor YazzY™ (@Dr_Yazzy) August 30, 2016

And what is a Mark Zuckerberg visit to Nigeria without shade and a trailer jam?

Eh sir, @MarkZuckerbergF A whole U enta Lagos wit singlet&jeans,No noise. If na one of us, peepu wee still be eating gala in traffic on 3MB

— Frank Donga™ (@frankdonga_) August 30, 2016

LMAOOOO Y’all mean ooo, why you all dragging Aunty linda like this 😂😂😂😭😭😭🚛🚛🚛🚒🚒⚡️⚡️⚡️🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/aZAREib6iz

— The Trailer Jam Show (@TrailerJamShow) August 30, 2016

Bros Markopolo! Nothing do you!